Posts Tagged ‘Driver’
November 11, 2018 10:05 pm
Posted by: Ash

Driving: Sunday, Nov.11th 10pm-10am

Cameron Lauder

2017-10-23 21.13.08


A Cameron occurs when several billion billion cells become intertwined and bound together by ice, gum, or hair. Also called Cell Kings, Camerons are sometimes frequently viewed as ill omens due to their association with plagues and filth.

Cameron occasionally communicates via short bursts of text on twitter @unarmedoracle and also streams from home at

November 22, 2017 10:05 pm
Posted by: Kelly

Wednesday, Nov 22nd 10 pm – 10 am

James Turner

Driving since: 2007

Points: 25

Crashes: 10

6’ Tall, Brown Hair, Brown Eyes. Attractive, but only in the eyes of those who love me. I have a scar on my right hand from playing with a SIM tool remover and one on my left leg from a trampoline accident in 1995. This one time I saw a bear.

James on Twitter

Ashley Turnerashley_lg

How many times have you driven the bus?: 3, this will be 4

Points: 0

Crashes: 3

Hi! I’m Ashley; during the not Desert Bus times of year, I work as a paralegal for the Province of British Columbia. My interests are my fur baby Jade (aka Tiny Jerk), bugging James as much as possible and Ironman. Prep your voices, Africa is coming!

Ashley on TwitterAshley and Jade (aka Tiny Jerk) on Instagram

November 22, 2017 10:00 am
Posted by: Tim

Driving: Wednesday Nov. 22nd 10am – 10pm


Kathleen De Vere

Points: 9
Crashes: 5
Driving Since: 2010

Things she’d like to do on her shift: “This year I’d like to add some mayhem and adventure to the afternoon shift. I don’t know what form this could take… competitive trivia, extreme music appreciation, discussions of PG13 fanfic. Nothing’s off the table. My definition of mayhem might not be the same as yours.”

I’m Kathleen De Vere, and I’m here to PARTY!


Memes I guess.


November 21, 2017 10:05 pm
Posted by: Tim

Driving: Tuesday Nov.21 10pm-10am

AndydriverAndrew Cownden

Points: 0
Crashes: 4
Driving Since: 2015

Andy is an actor and writer living in Vancouver. He has been a DB semi-regular since the very first Desert Bus For Hope back in 2007. Despite this, he has somehow managed to avoid shouldering any real responsibility concerning the fundraiser, and would appreciate it if you didn’t mention it to the event organizers. He’s got a good thing going; don’t bus it up for him.

Twitter: @AndrewCownden

November 19, 2017 10:00 pm
Posted by: Tim

Driving: Sunday Nov.19th 10pm – 10am

Brendan “Beej” Dery


Has been driving for: 3 years

Points: 2

Crashes: 5

“I’m just here to make friends.”

November 18, 2017 10:02 am
Posted by: Kelly

Driving: Saturday, Nov 18th 10am – 10pm

Matt Wiggins

Years busing?: Yes
Points: 3
Crashes: 7
Since Desert Bus 10, Matt has been training long and hard, honing mind and body to the peak of human endurance. Now harder, faster, and stronger, he is prepared to tackle his biggest challenge to date – a five day trip to Disneyland.

After which he’ll show up to Desert Bus… Probably.

Matt on the TwitterMatt on Twitch

Kate Watt

Years busing?: Sooo many. 7 or 8. Never well
Points: 1
Crashes: 7

I am the chat’s mom. I provided the petri dish it all began in many years ago. I am Billzmom Plane Walker, Matron of Giants and I tell great stories. I’ve been practicing by driving the actual highway thru Tucson. ..only last week




November 17, 2017 10:10 am
Posted by: Kelly

Driving: Friday, Nov 17 10 am – 10 pm

Graham Starkgraham_lg

Driving since: Practically all of the years

Points: 5

Crashes: 8

Graham makes comedy on the internet, which is like regular comedy, but more dank.

Graham on the Twitters

November 18, 2016 10:00 am
Posted by: Kara

Paul Saunders

Driving: Friday, Nov 18 10am – 10pm

Driving since: 2007
Points: 6
Crashes: 4On vacation in South America, Paul was bitten by a radioactive sloth. He gained the proportional laziness of a sloth but has pledged to use his powers only to help those in need. Upon further investigation, it is possible that the sloth wasn’t actually radioactive, in which case, the laziness was inside him all along!

It’s Desert Bus’ 10th year:

Her first memory of Desert Bus:
Talking to Penn at Desert Bus 1

Favourite DB gif:

November 17, 2016 10:00 pm
Posted by: Kara

Brendan “Beej” Dery &
Johnny Blakeborough

Driving: Thursday, Nov 17 10pm – Friday, Nov 18 10am

Brendan “Beej” Dery

Driving since: 2014
Points: 2
Crashes: 5

Johnny Blakeborough

Driving since: 2012
Points: 2
Crashes: 5

A baby of a gifted scientists on the doomed planet Pognarma, Captain Wizard Monkey Mark 3 was sent to Earth by his parents to ensure their legacy. But instead of using his powers to make his parents proud he derped.

It’s Desert Bus’ 10th year:

His first memory of Desert Bus:
Driving down from Nanaimo to bring cookies to my friends that were doing this crazy thing in their living room. Not wanting to leave and then watching the stream on my phone as my wife drove me back home late that night.

Favourite DB gif:

November 17, 2016 10:00 am
Posted by: Kara

Kathleen De Vere

Driving: Thursday, Nov 17 10am – 10pm

Driving since: 2010
Points: 8
Crashes: 5Two ghosts f*#@%$, and now I am here.It’s Desert Bus’ 10th year:
Her first memory of Desert Bus:
“Hey, when you come over this weekend we’ll be playing a video game for charity.”

Favourite DB gif: