Shepherding us through through the night, Driver Bocko keeps this Zeta bus on the road. He was chosen for the bus by the fates. And by the fact that he was the only one around with a driver cap. Can’t drive a bus without a driver cap. There’s a law about that.

What we don’t know about Bocko is his appearance. Thus far, it has been unknown to us. It is up to you to reveal that mystery. For this challenge, we would like your interpretation of our intrepid driver. It can be while he is driving the bus, earning his class 4 commercial vehicle license, or whatever you feel needs to be shared about the backstory of Bocko.

Please send your art in .jpg form to [email protected]. When you send it in, please use the subject line “Bocko or Bust“, and include what you would like your display name to be, should you win. This challenge will run until 5am PST.

But what will you win, you ask?
The winner for this challenge will win one of or wonderful Desert Bus for Hope t-shirts, made by Fangamer!

But wait, there’s more! You will also receive one of this year’s DBloons!

These cannot be purchased, and are only available to prize and contest winners.

If you feel you may be a simulation trapped inside a virtual charity fundraiser event and wish to subtly signal to others who might share your fate, then oh, boy, do we have the T-shirt for you!

Our friends at Fangamer have knocked it out of the (virtual) park again with the 2020 official Desert Bus for Hope T-shirt, available in both Unisex and Women’s cuts.

Flawlessly modeled by our very own Max, its hip hues and eye-catching graphics (designed by the unstoppably rad Jon Kay at Fangamer) will keep you looking great from the waist up in any space, computerized or otherwise.

To be in with a chance of winning, donate $5.01 (or multiples thereof, $10.02, $15.03, $20.04 etc.) 11:30PM PST!