Cameron Lauder & Matt Wiggins
Driving: Tuesday, Nov 18 10pm – Wednesday, Nov 19 10am
Cameron Lauder
Driving since: 2013
Points: 2
Crashes: 0
When not at Desert Bus, he can be found:
Cameron is a machine for turning coffee into swiftly deleted tweets. Now that he is taking time off from school, he has much more time to drink coffee and mask deep insecurity with unpleasantness.
Special Skills:
Cameron has a skill set that is as highly evolved and non-transferable as an orchid-pollinating wasp. He cannot sing or dance, but if you can develop a challenge that matches his combination of english lit and theoretical chemistry-based knowledge, have you considered a lucrative career as his employer?
He’s a total geek for:
Cameron has recently nerded out super hard over Battlestar Galactica, Twin Peaks, Avatar, and Korra.
Claim to Fame:
I have managed to convince several people that I am a person instead of an enormous terrified rat king wearing a trench coat and shoes.
Biggest fear about driving for DB8:
The possibility that love is not enough.
If he was reincarnated as a fruit or vegetable he would want to be:
A forgotten banana in the back of the freezer
Favourite Cheese:
Saganaki
Doesn’t want you to know he listens to:
VNV Nation
His “moves like Jagger” are more like:
Denethor falling of the Tower of Ecthelion while on fire
To prepare for driving the bus he is:
Pretending that Desert Bus is not happening. This isn’t happening. This isn’t happening.
What symbol does your superhero cape have on it?
A pale blue dot
Matt Wiggins
Driving since: 2012
Points: 1
Crashes: 6
When not at Desert Bus, he can be found:
Running, in the gym, drinking a beer, playing a video game, or producing a videogame (not necessarily in that order)
Special Skills:
I am generally pretty accomplished at presenting an outward appearance of surliness.
He’s a total geek for:
Comic books (of the modern, super-hero variety, especially Marvel)
Claim to Fame:
I can fold my tongue into a ‘w’
….lllllladies.
Biggest fear about driving for DB8:
That upon waking the day after the event is over, I will find that it is Friday Nov 14 again, and I am stuck in some sort of unending, inescapable Groundhog Day-esque time loop.
If he was reincarnated as a fruit or vegetable he would want to be:
Raspberry
Favourite Cheese:
Cheddar. Old.
Doesn’t want you to know he listens to:
Lady Gaga – Telephone (feat. Beyonce)
His “moves like Jagger” are more like:
To prepare for driving the bus he is:
Crying gently into a pillow, while curled in the corner of my room
What symbol does your superhero cape have on it?
NO CAPES.
