Night Watch Log, Bus Date 1512.6. The fifteenth voyage of USS Tucson has gotten underway. An officer made a wager that the Chat Continuum could not exceed the pre-run record of $27,805 donated before the trip began. The officer of course lost this wager, as most do when they challenge the Chat.

Our crew proceeded to introduce the giveaway of a Zelda Master Sword, which raised <URGH!> a total of $22,155.21 for the children. Grand Nagus Zek presented our silent auctions <URGH!> despite his objections to this notion of “charity.”

Overall it has been a smooth first leg of our long <URGH!> journey, despite PayPal issues that have temporarily paused our second giveaway. Despite this, the crew remains optimistic about <URGH!> okay what is happening with these sounds.

—Log Interrupted—

Night Watch Log, supplemental. Ensign Ben from Engineering left a tricorder open and playing <URGH!> random Mario 64 thwomp sounds. This is our life now. <URGHHHHH!> And we kinda like it, actually. <URGH! URGH!>