Night Watch Log, Bus Date 1512.6. The fifteenth voyage of USS Tucson has gotten underway. An officer made a wager that the Chat Continuum could not exceed the pre-run record of $27,805 donated before the trip began. The officer of course lost this wager, as most do when they challenge the Chat.

Our crew proceeded to introduce the giveaway of a Zelda Master Sword, which raised <URGH!> a total of $22,155.21 for the children. Grand Nagus Zek presented our silent auctions <URGH!> despite his objections to this notion of “charity.”

Overall it has been a smooth first leg of our long <URGH!> journey, despite PayPal issues that have temporarily paused our second giveaway. Despite this, the crew remains optimistic about <URGH!> okay what is happening with these sounds.

—Log Interrupted—

Night Watch Log, supplemental. Ensign Ben from Engineering left a tricorder open and playing <URGH!> random Mario 64 thwomp sounds. This is our life now. <URGHHHHH!> And we kinda like it, actually. <URGH! URGH!>

There is less than an hour to go on our current silent auctions! Step right up and see what goodies are on the auction block today!

We have these cute and cozy Pillows For Every Mood, currently going for $750.

This beautiful handcrafted Ravnica quilt, sitting at $500.

And finally, a collaboration between Aya and our very own Kel! This Micheal Burnham Star Trek painting is currently going for over $500.

These auctions will all end at 6PM, PST!