November 19, 2014, 10:00 pm
Posted by: Heather

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Graham Stark

Driving: Wednesday, Nov 19 10pm – Thursday, Nov 20 10am

Driving since: 2010
Points: 2
Crashes: 4

When not at Desert Bus, he can be found:
My Twitter bio describes me as “video comedian by night, immobile sleep-beast by day”, and that about covers it. When I’m *not* sleeping, I’m making funny videos because I love to entertain people.

Special Skills:
I typically get challenges that relate to memorization. I’ve internalized Lehrer’s Table of the Element song, and the Animaniacs’ Countries of the Word… that kind of thing. Also, I end up dancing a lot. Look, I’m up for whatever.

He’s a total geek for:

  • The interests for which I consider myself a geek are diverse.
  • Star Trek
  • Ghost in the Shell
  • WWE Wrestling
  • the Myst series
  • Pratchett’s Discworld
  • Magic: The Gathering
  • sketch comedy…

Claim to Fame:
I was once on The Tonight Show with Jay Leno. Which is to say, one time, The Tonight Show with Jay Leno played a YouTube video of me hitting myself in the balls with a pair of nunchuks. They did not pay for the license.

Biggest fear about Driving for DB8:
I’m afraid of The Device™. Oh, have we not mentioned The Device™ yet? You too will learn to fear The Device™.
If he was reincarnated as a fruit or vegetable he would want to be:
An apple, so I can go in all the best baked goods

Favourite Cheese:
YOU CAN’T MAKE ME CHOOSE

Doesn’t want you to know he listens to:
Girls’ Generation

His “moves like Jagger” are more like:
I’m told my hips are trustworthy

To prepare for driving the bus he is:
Getting plenty of bed rest and carbo-loading. This differs from my usual sloth and gluttony because I’m using marathon terms to describe it.

What symbol does your superhero cape have on it?
No capes! But my helm probably has a butt on it.

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