Such a fabulously busy Zeta shift! Let’s see. Jer and Kathleen were tasked with taking the chat on a date, which went…well, Kathleen got super up close and personal with all of us.

We made Creepydoll an OkCupid account! You can find it at okcupid.com/profile/harrycdoll. Go send him a message to let him know you’re interested! Jer and Jeff sang “Confrontation” from Les Mis, and we all sang “Shia LaBoeuf”.

Then Andrew got dickbutted via face paint:

And Graham declared a hilarious pet selfie contest, the entrants of which can be found HERE. The winner was Synchroma!

We did a bunch of dancing with, uh, varying levels of sanity:

And then Thomas brought us cinnamon rolls. Mistakes were made.

So many sugary, butter-drenched mistakes.

Boy, what a night! We were lucky enough to witness the LATE NIGHT DUB FIGHT, gave away a bunch of stuff, and generally had a Zeta-ful time.

We gave away one of Andrew’s amazing hardcover Desert Bus 7 books, which was signed by all involved and is one of only three in the entire world! Get more info about the book (and where you can pre-order a softcover version!) HERE.

Johnny and Ian challenged viewers to an art contest, which was won by Joe Vick:

Then this thing happened:

Aaaaaaand this thing:

And Graham showed us what happens when his heart flutters a little bit:

As with all things Zeta Shift, I feel that these events are best left up here without any context whatsoever.