Such a fabulously busy Zeta shift! Let’s see. Jer and Kathleen were tasked with taking the chat on a date, which went…well, Kathleen got super up close and personal with all of us.

We made Creepydoll an OkCupid account! You can find it at okcupid.com/profile/harrycdoll. Go send him a message to let him know you’re interested! Jer and Jeff sang “Confrontation” from Les Mis, and we all sang “Shia LaBoeuf”.

Then Andrew got dickbutted via face paint:

And Graham declared a hilarious pet selfie contest, the entrants of which can be found HERE. The winner was Synchroma!

We did a bunch of dancing with, uh, varying levels of sanity:

And then Thomas brought us cinnamon rolls. Mistakes were made.

So many sugary, butter-drenched mistakes.

Like sands through the hourglass, this is the Zeta Shift of our lives.

Beej’s very first driving shift was AMAZING. We auctioned off a beautiful quilt:

We did enough donation drives and giveaways that I officially lost count. Beej issued the Super Princess Beej Art Challenge, the hilarious results of which can be found HERE. The winner was Michelle!

We also got a glimpse of what happens when Beej just Beejes out:

We did a ton of dancing…

…and ended on an EPIC poetry contest whose submissions covered 28 PAGES. Whale dong, guys!