A lot of great people put together this year’s Alpha Flight intro, outros, and bumpers! Here’s who worked on our videos this year…

Credits for Intro Videos (D&D Manual)
Graphics: Taylor Quinn (TQ), Jen Carling
Animation: Jen Carling
Writing: Alpha Flight
Producer: Kathleen de Vere
Music: King of Mandol by Swirling Ship

Credits for Outro Videos (Jocko’s Magical Emporium)
Writing: Kathleen de Vere, Erika Cole, Taylor Quinn (TQ), Matt Griffiths
Product Shots: Taylor Quinn (TQ)
Overlay Graphic: Taylor Quinn (TQ)
Editing: Matt Griffiths
Narration: Jacob Burgess and Taylor Quinn (TQ)
Producer: Kathleen de Vere
Music: Dancin’ in the Tub by Family Kush

Segment Bumpers:
Editors: Matt Griffiths, Kathleen de Vere

We’ll also post the dialogue for each outro here. We’ll update this post each day with the latest outro text.

Day 1 – Polymorph Cream

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7C8Etozq-7A

Attention all bargain seeking mages! Are you sick to your gills and/or lungs with the high price of Polymorph Cream? Well cry and/or expectorate no longer, because Jocko’s Magical Emporium is blowing out our entire stock of Polymorph Cream at… surprisingly low prices!

Jocko’s Unlabeled Polymorph Cream is ideal for students of transmutation, open-minded druids and anyone looking to get out of a team-building exercise. This egg-enriched, non-vegan lotion not only moistures the skin and/or scales, it tastes great with tomatoes.
When the label comes off, the price goes down!

Fill out our customer satisfaction survey and let us know what you turned into and we’ll give you 10% off your next order of Polymorph Neutralizer!

Jocko’s Magical Emporium — our prices will change you!

Day 2 – Quarry Seconds Crystals

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-5u8VtnqVgs

Need to practice some self care for yourself and your bank account? Blitz your chakras and shade your auras with Jocko’s Magical Emporium’s newest selection of Quarry Seconds Crystals.

These off-cut crystals were accidentally cleansed under the light of a gibbous moon, but that means we’re passing the savings, and medium vibes onto you. Guaranteed 100% natural, our crystals are sourced from rich veins of quartz, citrine and tourmaline in a valley that local nymphs are said to use as a latrine.

These beautiful semi-precious stones are safe to enjoy at a distance and make great gifts for the meddlesome busybody in your life. Available in small, medium and triple thick.

Jocko’s Magical Emporium — where the savings are crystal clear!

Day 3 – Ring of Replication

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E7uOBA0dFiE

Are fast paced encounters leaving you feeling like you need to be in two places at once? Jocko’s Magical Emporium has you covered… Literally with our brand new Ring of Replication! This hyper-allergenic ring will double you up, ensuring you’ll always have a flanking bonus with these two rings. You simply won’t find a lower price on four rings like this anywhere!

These eight rings are priced to move because we are overstocked on these 16 rings! If you order in the next hour we’ll also throw in a free Bag of Holding with room enough to store all 32 of your rings.

This once-in-a-lifetime half-off deal means you can pick up 64 rings for the price of just 32! Just order soon!

Jocko’s Magical Emporium – The best place to buy 128— 256 rings! …512 Rings.

Day 4 – Bogweed

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dv2i0q0H8Yg

Escape from the stresses of the adventuring life with Jocko’s Magical Emporium’s all new line of premium bogweed.

Locally and organically grown by local and organic witches under high-powered local and organic grow lights, this… uh…  “potpourri”  boasts a hoppy floral aroma and refreshing lemony turpeens! Jocko’s premium bogweed is ideal for anyone looking to boost the healing power of their tinctures, slip into Elven trances more easily, or endure lectures from their draconic patron.

Pairs well with long rests, bards who are learning to play the sitar, and chips. Available as dried flower, tinctures or brownies, and delivered to customers of legal adventuring age in discrete unmarked packages.

Jocko’s Magical Emporium — don’t puff, puff, pass on our deals!

Day 5 – DIY Summoning Circle Kit

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HjSIRfWaB7A

Sick of paying abyssally high summoning fees to Warlocks? Jocko’s Magical Emporium’s new DIY summoning circle kit will let you cut out the middle-caster and connect directly to the infinite outer planes.

Don’t waste your time reading all seven volumes of the Demonomicon, this kit includes everything you need to commune with the chaotic including: salt, candles, india ink, chalk, bones, hair, musk and a simplified next of kin notification form.*
*Due to international owl restrictions customer must supply own blood and teeth

Order in the next 30 minutes and Jocko will throw in a free copy of Granny Gam Gam’s Big Black Book of True Demon Names.

Jocko’s Magical Emporium — where we are absolutely not responsible for what you do with our products! (Or where you put them!)

Day 6 – High Heeled Combat Shoes

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A-qdcL-q25Y

Bring sophisticated style and a minimum armor class of 11 to your next encounter with Jocko’s all new line of high heeled combat shoes.

Go from the dungeon to the club and then to the other kind of dungeon in these stylish shoes, made with bludgeon-proof steel toes, reinforced insteps and blood resistant genuine leather uppers.

Deal 1d4 piercing damage with every step you take, all while gaining the tactical advantage of the high ground. Painful for both you and your enemies, use them to fight large size monsters from a more ergonomic height, or just make your legs look hot. We guarantee the dex penalty is worth the charisma bonus!

Jocko’s Magical Emporium — where our Safe word is savings.