We asked the impossible, we wanted poetry so good that Beej would have no choice but to like it. Boy did you guys deliver! Our winner was Magicpokey with his modern classic, “Going Left (The Road)”
Left.
The Road Doesn’t Judge You.
Left.
The Road Doesn’t Need You.
Left.
The Road Doesn’t Hurt You.
Left.
The Road Just Carries You.
Left.
Takes Your Abuse.
Left.
Absorbs Your Curses.
Left.
Without Complaint.
Left.
The Road Just Loves You.
Left.
As long As You Stay:
Left.
We had more than 50 (!) entries for this contest! The short list is assembled below the break:
By Laurel Morrison:
A Sonnet of Twerk
Would that I could dance across the floor
In sultry tango or in lilting waltz
Whirling, twirling, my starv-ed soul exalts
Partner in arms, lost forever more
Gone are the days of foxtrot and mambo
Our steps were filled with grace, the music sweet
We swept across the room on airy feet
Oh Beej, do tell, where did those days now go?
Thanks to Beyonce, Rihanna, Nicki Minaj
Today’s new dance – the Twerk – is “where it’s at”
Obsessed with ladies’ rears and decolletage
This hellish new craze that Miley Cyrus begat
But who are we to judge a move so bold?
When did our poor limbs become too old?
By: CWhiteMaster99
Beej is Red!
Beej is Blue!
Beej Splats the Bus,
And Crashes it Too!
A failed Ode to Twerk.
by Oakinwode
There was man by Beej of name.
Who needed something for fame.
And so he did twerk.
And twerk….and twerk?
(Nothing rhymes with twerk which is lame.)
David Kettle:
There was a twerker named beej
Who said poetry made him grieve
While driving a bus
He made quite a fuss
So now we’re all sending him these
Michael Saunders:
“A poem for Beej
For he is my liege
The gif of his twerk
Inspired this work”
Balleluia:
The Bones Left Behind: The Story of the Desert Bus Skulls
Inside, you are a scaffolding of calcium-white
like the skeleton your teacher rolled in for class
and said lived inside of you every day.
It smiled and smiled, and even then it seemed
more like death than like life to you.
You forgot about craggy carpals, their names
as foreign as their shapes, until you slipped
and broke your wrist. You couldn’t name
the big bone that jutted out at a painful angle,
white as the recently bleached tiles now darkening.
The doctor showed you them on the x-ray.
It was the ulna, but you asked about others,
repeated them: scaphoid, trapezium, capitate.
You imagined there was a circus in there, with a little
trapeze artist swinging between the bones.
Now, back in the antiseptic white
of a hospital, you asked me to dig you up,
when you were dead, and take those tiny bones
for my own. Why, I asked, and you told me
to place them in a bag and roll them like dice.
You said you always wanted to do that.
You smiled, and I cried.
By: Therberus
There once was a man named Beej,
Who was constantly beeing beseiged
They’d run up to his castle, to give him an *ass*-full
But the twerk would leave them appeased !
By: Impsylove
Beej needed a lot of booze,
For poetry just made him snooze.
But then one day,
DesertBus chat came his way…
He said it was great (but it was all just a ruse).
By: notmichaeljfox
There was a young woman named Heather,
who found her bird of a feather
In a young man named Dery
Who thought she was very
Foxy in all kinds of weather.
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