We have some more fantastic milestone pictures and a song that you’ve made for us! Holy crap you guys are awesome!
Could you be more awesome? No, really, could you? We love getting this stuff! Kill us with your kindness!
Wanna write some Epic Rap Battles for the DB crew to wage war with? Splice some memes with our DB team (Overly Attached Girlfriend on the bus with Matt? Tard the cat? Show us!) Want to do a charcoal sketch of Taka as Frank from RHPS? Send it all to us: stuff (at) desertbus.org.
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We proudly present “Onward the Bussers”, a rewrite of “Gay Pirates” by Cosmo Jarvis, lampooned by Kristen Peck:
This desert is so empty
I can’t begin to think
I’d rather hitchhike barefoot there
Than drive another weekBut it’s Desert Bus
The children need our helpI’m sick of game controllers
I haven’t slept all week
I want one night where I can rest
But I must earn my keepBut it’s Desert Bus
The children we will help
Yeah, we will helpOnward, the bussers!
We’re all gonna stay
Until more donations can’t be found
Onward, the bussers!
We’ll do the best we can
Dance and sing until we hit the groundThe chat is getting crazy
The feed is going down
That ever-bussing VCR
Can’t take another roundBut it’s Desert Bus
We will find a waySomeone’s asleep on camera
As hours turn to days
Just one more silly comment
Will likely make me breakBut it’s Desert Bus
We will find a way
It’s all okayOnward, the bussers!
We’re all gonna stay
Until more donations can’t be found
Onward, the bussers!
We’ll do the best we can
Dance and sing until we hit the groundThe bug splat on the windshield
Is all my eyes can see
The bus is drifting off the road
Crashing along with meBut it’s Desert Bus
We can make it throughI don’t want this to end but
I can’t take any more
Donations keep on coming in
As we all hit the floorBut it’s Desert Bus
We can make it through
Yes it’s true
And we’re singingOnward, the bussers!
We’re all gonna stay
Until more donations can’t be found
Onward, the bussers!
We’ll do the best we can
Dance and sing until we hit the groundOnward, the bussers!
We’re all gonna stay
Until more donations can’t be found
Onward, the bussers!
We’ll do the best we can
Dance and sing until we hit the groundDance and sing until we hit the ground
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