November 18, 2012, 11:51 am
Posted by: Kelly

We have some more fantastic milestone pictures and a song that you’ve made for us! Holy crap you guys are awesome!

Could you be more awesome? No, really, could you? We love getting this stuff! Kill us with your kindness!

Wanna write some Epic Rap Battles for the DB crew to wage war with? Splice some memes with our DB team (Overly Attached Girlfriend on the bus with Matt?  Tard the cat? Show us!) Want to do a charcoal sketch of Taka as Frank from RHPS? Send it all to us: stuff (at) desertbus.org.

Please make your pictures no larger than 1000 x 1000 pixels wide, and use the following file formats: JPG, PNG, GIF.

 

We proudly present “Onward the Bussers”, a rewrite of “Gay Pirates” by Cosmo Jarvis, lampooned by Kristen Peck:

This desert is so empty

I can’t begin to think
I’d rather hitchhike barefoot there
Than drive another week

But it’s Desert Bus
The children need our help

I’m sick of game controllers
I haven’t slept all week
I want one night where I can rest
But I must earn my keep

But it’s Desert Bus
The children we will help
Yeah, we will help

Onward, the bussers!
We’re all gonna stay
Until more donations can’t be found
Onward, the bussers!
We’ll do the best we can
Dance and sing until we hit the ground

The chat is getting crazy
The feed is going down
That ever-bussing VCR
Can’t take another round

But it’s Desert Bus
We will find a way

Someone’s asleep on camera
As hours turn to days
Just one more silly comment
Will likely make me break

But it’s Desert Bus
We will find a way
It’s all okay

Onward, the bussers!
We’re all gonna stay
Until more donations can’t be found
Onward, the bussers!
We’ll do the best we can
Dance and sing until we hit the ground

The bug splat on the windshield
Is all my eyes can see
The bus is drifting off the road
Crashing along with me

But it’s Desert Bus
We can make it through

I don’t want this to end but
I can’t take any more
Donations keep on coming in
As we all hit the floor

But it’s Desert Bus
We can make it through
Yes it’s true
And we’re singing

Onward, the bussers!
We’re all gonna stay
Until more donations can’t be found
Onward, the bussers!
We’ll do the best we can
Dance and sing until we hit the ground

Onward, the bussers!
We’re all gonna stay
Until more donations can’t be found
Onward, the bussers!
We’ll do the best we can
Dance and sing until we hit the ground

Dance and sing until we hit the ground

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