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Do The Banana Dance! We've got Silent Auctions to look at!
November 12, 2024 at 09:14 AM PST
Posted by Az

We're here again and looking at our current silent auctions, and the ones in the near future. These first two are running RIGHT NOW and end at 10am PST today!

First is this adorable little crocheted Banana Cori! This 30cm long plush of Coriander Dickinson, as seen in several classic Crapshots, is made with 100% polyester jumbo yarn, and stuffed with polyester fiberfill stuffing. Limbs, face, and hair are made from acrylic yarn. Facial features are felted on with acrylic.

Next is this incredible Kirby Super Star Ultra Sprite Stitch! Do you love Kirby? Do you want a LOT of Kirby? Well, now you can have over sixty-thousand stitches worth of Kirby and his friends, enemies, and meals!
Measuring at a width of 18.25 inches and a height of 11.50 inches, you'll have 52 different sprites of poyo-tastic delight to brighten up a room and bring a smile to your face.

And again, these end at 10am PST, so go get at these quick!

After those end, we've got two new ones that will start at 10am PST and end at 6pm PST!

First is a Custom Made Clone Wars-Style "Sister" Action Figure. Made from authentic Hasbro components and custom resin retoolings, this Clone Wars styled unofficial "Sister" action figure is detailed with various acrylics, including Citadel paints and Louise Sugden's Monument hobbies paint range. Introduced in Queen's Hope by E. K. Johnston, Sister has been quickly becoming a fan favourite.

And the last one we're showcasing is this amazing and playable The Harp Road! Lap Harps are considered to be an easy to learn instrument that are perfect for any skill level. This lap harp has been designed to resembled the iconic desert road. Made with blackened walnut, paduk, white oak, and beautiful curly maple this lap harp is both functional and beautiful.

So go check out the silent auctions, set up your biddings, and cross your fingers! And thank you for all your contributions to our run.

Sponsor: Fantasy Cosmetica
November 12, 2024 at 08:00 AM PST
Posted by Az

Thank you once again to Fantasy Cosmetica for giving us some wonderful makeup sets for our giveaways! They continue to contribute beautiful and creative combinations of eyeshadows, lip and face products,

Fantasy Cosmetica is a small makeup brand created by a self-professed fantasy fan, who wanted to blend her two loves, the fantasy genre, and makeup. Whether it be Dungeons and Dragons, Magic: The Gathering, or Germanic sword fighting, they pull influences to create these amazing eye shadow palates for everyone!

Dawn Guard DB Shirt Giveaway: Creative Challenge #2
November 12, 2024 at 06:58 AM PST
Posted by Az

We've had lots of tube friends this year on Dawn Guard, so we are challenging YOU to create your own tube-based personified item! So go look around, find something tube shaped, give it a face and a name, take a photo, and submit it to us!

If we choose your submission as the winner, you'll win your own DB2024 shirt from Fangamer!

Email: contest@desertbus.org
Subject line: Tube Friend
End time: 11am PST

Sponsor Thank You: Legacy Books Press
November 12, 2024 at 04:25 AM PST
Posted by Matthews

Legacy Books Press explores the corners of history that are lesser known or misunderstood, publishing everything from world history to the modern legacy of  video games! Always entertaining and informative, they've been a sponsor of Desert Bus for Hope since 2016 and we love having them. Thank you Legacy Books Press for your continued support!

James Brings Snacks!
November 12, 2024 at 03:10 AM PST
Posted by Matthews

Being on Zeta can be tough. Nothing is open, and you're left to scrounge the fridge for whatever might be left. Who amongst us hasn't just mainlined some yellow mustard and hoped for the best? Well, tonight, we rely on the kindness of our friends, and the generosity of our chat. Thanks you all donating a full Desert Buck before the start of the run, Famous Youtuber James Turner has to feed all of the shifts, including us! Of course, we still have to deal with nothing being open, but he has promised a veritable feast from 7/11! Tune in to see the bounty!

The Zeta Shift Cometh
November 12, 2024 at 12:15 AM PST
Posted by Matthews

We came home from camp, and returned to the couches and our comfy Jock Jams. We hold it always in our hearts, but tonight, it's back to serious business!

We have a lot planned tonight, including a special guest bringing snacks and provisions (stay tuned at 3am PST!), but let's go over those spicy giveaways!

Giveaways

Giveaway entry information will be announced and shown on stream, as well as posted on the giveaway item page
Crocheted Kanto Starters
Legacy Press Book Set #1
Duskmourn: House of Horrors Play and Collector Booster Boxes
Desert Bus Deck Boxes

Silent Auctions

Available Until 2amPST
Desert Bus Themed Leather GLOW Earrings
Dragon Scale Shawl

Available Starting at 2amPST, running until 10amPST
Crocheted Plush Banana Cori (Zeta represent!!!!)
Kirby Super Star Ultra Sprite Stitch

Keep your eyes on the stream for all of the wackiness, and general shenaniganery!

Night Watch: What Did We Learn Today?
November 11, 2024 at 11:59 PM PST
Posted by Soraya

This Night Watch shift draws to an end, but we have learned so much today. Of course, there were big moments (like the Wet Ones Interview with Dan Olson and the Beyblade Tournament) but let's take a moment to cherish the small, weird moments that make Night Watch special.

To do that, we must establish First Principles. What is Night Watch?

How much shade can we throw at other shifts for driving the bus badly...

...and present ourselves as experts...

...well enough to help newcomer Dan Olson score a bus stop...

...only for Ian to drive straight off the road in the name of caltrops.

We brushed up on our history knowledge and learned about Belopa! Not only its origins with Desert Bus, but also, where is it now?

Ian showcased his musical talents and made the classic "you're on hold" music even better.

And Rachel was a Midwestern, underwater horse. You had to be there (or watch the VOD, I guess.)

And at last, on Day 4 of Desert Bus, we finally Tikked some Toks.

See you tomorrow for more "late night talk show with a weird twist" vibes!

Beyblade Tournament: You're the Top!
November 11, 2024 at 09:44 PM PST
Posted by Soraya

At blades frenetic, I'm so pathetic
But I always rip it my best
Instead of taking time off for rest
'Cause I'm on a Beyblade quest!
I hate parading my subpar blading,
As I'm terrified I'll get burst,
But hey, this tourney is quite a journey,
And there's always a chance
I'll come in first!

It's my top!
At Matt-Cat-Enthusiast-Wiggins-Memorial Stadium!
It's my top!
Slicing into my thumb!
It's a false start and reset and we're off –
Dang I'm down in the Litterbox.
But I could still come back,
So I go on the attack,
With my sights on the top of the brack(et)!

Grinning next to the Litterbox stadium, Ian turns and slaps his ass towards the camera.

Bracket Standings

Beys of the Day:

  1. Jordan v Brett in the Matt "Cat Enthusiast" Memorial Stadium
  2. Matt v Julie in the Matt "Cat Enthusiast" Memorial Stadium
  3. Graham v Ian in The Litterbox
Wet Your Appetite: Wet Ones with Dan Olson
November 11, 2024 at 07:36 PM PST
Posted by Soraya
Water splashes on the screen, making the camera appear fuzzy. As it clears, the word Wet (in blue), followed by the word Ones (in yellow neon) appear and come into focus.

It's that time again! Time to torment our friends for fun and (charitable) profit!

Dan Olson (of Folding Ideas) was kind enough to volunteer his time as a guest of Desert Bus. In order to deter him from ever making that kind-hearted mistake ever again (or perhaps just test his mettle to make sure that if he does it again, he knows what he's in for...) we are dragging Dan to the Moist Zone.

Graham's hand dips a chicken nugget into a thin, slightly beige colored sauce. He wiggles it around to ensure maximum wetness.

Watch Dan experience the Pea Wet and other Choice Wets while regaling us with the sordid history of the Taco Bell Wedding in Decentraland and Other Stories:

[Ended] IT'S A LIIIIIIVE (Auction): Magic the Gathering Leather Bag
November 11, 2024 at 06:55 PM PST
Posted by Soraya

If you want to take this bag home and lick it (or perhaps just treat it nicely and not be weird about it), then you better log onto Twitch RIGHT NOW! UPDATE: The bag sold to Nycthemeron, who overcame technical difficulties to take it home for $4,250. Congratulations!

A leather bag with the Magic: the Gathering Planeswalker symbol on the front, surrounded by arcane swirls and with a pair or dyed Black Lotus flowers just above the sturdy brass clasps.

Starting 7pm PT sharp, we are going to host a Live Auction for this beautiful bag. To participate, you will need:

  1. A Donor Account on desertbus.org
    1. Make sure you enter your address so we can ship you this thing!
  2. A Twitch account tuned to twitch.tv/desertbus
  3. Link your Donor Account to your Twitch Account
  4. ???
  5. Reverse Profit! AKA donate responsibly by typing in Twitch chat 💖

That's it! Now you're ready to participate in (or just watch along and scream with excitement at) A LIIIIIIVE (auction)!

A scene from the movie Young Frankenstein, where Gene Wilder as Frankenstein screamers "It's Alive" while standing above his newly arisen monster.

Catch the VOD with its twists, turns, and (proxy) bidding war: