Night Watch got into the lab coats! They could be anyone! We are going to teach you so many things tonight, you cannot possibly be prepared. We certainly weren't.

Let's start by dusting off the vocabulary of evolution. Carcinization is a form of convergent evolution whereby, due to similar ecological pressures, all snack become crab. Homologous structures are physical features in species with a common ancestor who have adapted that same feature into very different functions. This is a critical concept to understand in the ongoing debate about whether dogs have arms and how centaurs would be the big spoon.

Even while we sort out these essential mysteries of the universe, of course, we are still raising money for charity! We raised $700k in the course of a single sentence.

And we let out a primal scream at $718(k).

Another frontier of discovery that has long fascinated humankind is space. Are we alone in the universe? Are there aliens in outer space? How about aliens on the route from Tucson to Las Vegas?

Once we opened our eyes and started to ask questions, we started to become aware of many strange visitors. These two called themselves ""Soraya" and "Alex." It is possible that they traveled here on the ship Soralex. They seemed friendly.

Other visitors were more mysterious... at first. Once we figured out how to communicate with our third strange guest, we found them to be quite willing to engage in trade! We trust it was mutually beneficial, er, somehow.

It is of course inevitable that humans too will one day travel through space AND that we will do it in super-cool giant robots called gundam. To get a head start on the future, our assembled panel of experts taught us everything about the Science of Gunpla. Please review this lecture carefully, as it will be on the test!

Isn't it astonishing how much you can learn by studying and embracing science? You don't even have to become a weirdo who keeps jars of strange fluid in their home (but you can, if you want to). You just have to watch the Science?! channel and open your mind to the possibilities.

However, science cannot explain what is happening here.