Desert Bus for Hope

The camera starts with a close up of 3D letters E&A. It zooms out as the letters rotate slowly into an angled view and the words "Entertainment & Antertainment" appear beneath.

We've got some real exciting, real life inspired content for you tonight here on E&A. Are you excited? We're excited. Let's take a look at our content for tonight.

French Columbo uses his little green cells to find a murderer - and it's not anyone you would suspect. Because it's the puppet. Yes. Wrinkles the RDP Puppet killed Harry, and Jordan is going to hold Wrinkles accountable.* Wow, what a twist. Did we just spoil the ending? Oops. Our bad.

*Portions of this broadcast have been edited and re-arranged for dramatic effect.

Jordan stands in front the green screen and pins Wrinkles the RDP puppet violent to the wall, one hand wrapped around its neck.

Time to move on to our behind-the-scenes look into the streamer's studio and learn more about what Graham is willing to order from McDonald's than is probably healthy for us even to listen to. Haha. Then in Lieography, we take a deep look into his storied past of questionable G-Vlogs that absolutely happened and are completely true even though our show is titled "Lieography."

Now, let us take a moment out of our regular programming to remember the Target employees who lost their lives in the Target Kids Uprising of November 15.

Truly, yesterday was a sad day for retail employment. But life moves on and so does E&A's programming.

We've reached the drama portion of the evening. Oh my. Titillating. Jordan talks a big game when he's ragging on James, but can he take what he dishes out? We find out in tonight's special episode of PO(n)G the Bounty Hunter, where Jordan takes on Graham in a coffee pong exhibition match.

An over-the-shoulder shot (from behind Jordan) shows the final point of the coffee pong match as Graham tosses a ball perfectly into Jordan's cup.

Oops, that ad up there was another spoiler wasn't it? Let's not dwell on it. We have so much action ahead. Where were you when you learned that despite Ian's claims to fame, it is actually Graham who has more bus stops?

Let us take another pause in our programming to watch NASA launch a spacecraft that will loop around the moon. Wow. Do you think they get TV on the moon? We should talk to our network execs about locking down the moon demographic. We already have viewers at NASA.

The NASA rocket Artemis I launches into the sky. We see a close up of the craft with huge trails of flame streaming from its thrusters.

Looks like we're out of time, gentle viewer. Thank you for tuning into E&A. We're going to---

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--THIS BROADCAST HAS BEEN INTERRUPTED. Matthew "William" Wiggins has sinned against Fugi. All of Night Watch must now suffer Fugi's wrath. Zeta Shift will have the first opportunity to discover the easter egg hidden in the overlay – an easter egg that will be turned off as soon as Night Watch starts their shift tomorrow, so they can never. Ever. Enjoy it. How do you like them easter eggs?