Welcome to Night Watch: The Learmning Channel! We've got the most drama, the most intrigue, and above all the most learmning of any channel on TV! That's our promise to our viewers and that's why cable companies keep including us in their basic subscription packages.

Today's programming features many dives into history - but with DRAMA! Okay not so much drama. But Ian apologized for his button mishaps and attempted to make repairs. And we did SCREEEEEAM at 7:18!

Anyway, we learmned about the origins of the 7% Rule (and the dangers of compound interest), discussed the method behind the madness of the Random Dance Party, and reminisced about Road Quest. We also talked a lot about gundams. Arguably too many gundams.

The Garages and Coyote Wall stopped by to perform some of their latest hits for the channel! Their Desert Bus 2022 collaboration album has hit the streets, with proceeds going (as always) directly to Child's Play Charity.

We've all learmned a lot tonight, so we're ready to pass the flag back to Zeta with a current donation total over $180,000 and all the love and respect we always show to our nighttime neighbors. Night Watch out!