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Challenge Results: Limbo Limericks
November 17, 2015 at 04:43 AM PST
Posted by Tim

During Matt’s shift, we challenged the community to create comedic limericks related to the existential state of limbo. Here’s the winning entry, submitted by Jacob Currie:

Limbo’s a word from theology
To explain its name is just tautology
But sufficive to say
If you don’t behave
You might seek out its etymology

After the jump, we’ve included a selection of runner-up entries for your perusal…

If you died and you never were blessed,
Then to Limbo is where you will rest.
Where the walls are all grey,
And your job, with no pay,
Is a Desert Bus alpha game test.
Leonhart321

Oh I fear when I die I might dwell,
In the First of the Circles of Hell,
Where babies abound,
No adults around,
All those diapers…dear Lord, it must smell…
Laserbeaks_Fury

One thought has my mind all akimbo:
What happened to those folks in Limbo?
The moment the Pope
Shrugged and said, “Nope”
Did they all disappear on a whim-bo?
Catherine

There was a young man in silhouette,
Who walked a dark land for a bet,
The monsters were horrid
The humans most florid
And so he just lay down and contemplated the existential dread of being and watched the two minute version of duck army whilst Cameron narrated as Werner Hertzog until he was et.
Michael

Giveaway: Magic Cards From The Vault
November 17, 2015 at 04:19 AM PST
Posted by Tim

Our next giveaway is for this From the Vault: Angels 1 set of Magic: The Gathering cards. Donate $5.15 (or multiples thereof) for a chance to win. We’ll be running this donation drive until 6 AM PST.

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Sponsor Thank You: Wander
November 17, 2015 at 03:30 AM PST
Posted by Jordan

Wander

We are very excited to welcome Wander as a sponsor for Desert Bus this year! Wander is the flagship title of Wander MMO studios based out of Melbourne, Australia and has been a huge hit at PAX after PAX since 2013.

Have you ever wondered what sort of secrets are hidden amongst nature? Now is your chance to find out in Wander, the non-combat, narrative based MMO. You begin life as a giant tree with little understanding of who, or what, you are. Enchanting opera singers guide you on your journey through the forest. Secrets are unlocked as you create friendships with other wanderers and piece together the unfolding storyline. Featuring an innovative flight control system and a completely created written and spoken language to learn, Wander is the perfect title for your inner explorer.

We are extremely grateful for Wander and their support this year during Desert Bus!

Challenge: Limbo Limericks
November 17, 2015 at 02:53 AM PST
Posted by Tim

Time for another creative challenge! For the next hour, we’re challenging the community to come up with comedic limericks about the existential state of limbo. The winner of this challenge will receive a copy of the Special Edition of Limbo.

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Send your submissions to contests@desertbus.org with “Limbo Limerick” in the subject line. We’ll be taking submissions until 4:45 AM PST. Please include with your submission the name or handle you’d like us to use for you on air should your submission win.

Challenge: Zeta Shift's Breakout Album
November 17, 2015 at 01:59 AM PST
Posted by Tim
Such swagger. Thanks to SniperPumpkin in the chat for this screen capture!

Such swagger! Thanks to SniperPumpkin in the chat for this screen capture!

Matt’s Zeta Shift has decided to break out with their own band! It’s up to you to show us their brand spankin’ new premiere album.

To the left, you’ll find a picture of the band, in full performance attire. We want you to come up with the cover art for their breakout album, including the band’s name and album title. Up for grabs is an Official Desert Bus 9 T-Shirt!

Send your submissions to contests@desertbus.org with “Zeta Shift Band Cover” in the subject line. We’ll run this contest until shortly after 9:00 AM PST to submit your entries. Also, please be sure to include the name or handle you’d like us to use for you on air should your submission win.

Update: Who’s in this photo? Why, it’s Beej, Ian, Kate, Cori, Matt, Megan, Andre, and Alex!

Giveaway: *WARK* Donation Drive
November 17, 2015 at 01:31 AM PST
Posted by Tim

0153_01_ChocoboPaintingAdd a bit of *WARK* to your room with this Chocobo Painting, our first donation drive of Matt’s shift. Donations of $9.14 (or multiples thereof) get you a chance to win. We’ll be running this donation drive until 3:30 AM PST.

Challenge Results: Tara's Desert Bus Bake-Off
November 17, 2015 at 01:25 AM PST
Posted by Tim

During Tara’s shift, we challenged the community to submit their best baked creations with a nerdy or Desert Bus theme. Here’s the winning creation, by Betsy:

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And here’s our honorable mentions…

More submissions from our community after the jump.

Driver Profile: Matt
November 17, 2015 at 01:00 AM PST
Posted by Kelly

Matt “PotsTheDog” Wiggins

Matt Wiggins

Driving since: 2012
Points: 2
Crashes: 6

Patronus:

Theme Song: Girl from Ipanema as performed by Stan Getz & Astrud Gilberto

First Crush: Elisha Cuthbert

Why “PotsTheDog”?
Pots was a secret character that you could unlock in Jet Grind Radio, a favourite game of mine in my teens. He was a blue Boxer? on rollerblades, who wore 3D glasses. I thought for, like, a year that I had spelled the name wrong, though (I thought it was Potts for some reason) but never bothered to look it up. It is actually Pots.

Pots the Dog

How he feels about driving for Desert Bus 9:

When not at Desert Bus, he can be found:
There is a roughly equivalent chance that I will be running around Vancouver, or playing Destiny.

Giveaway: Meeple Sprinkles
November 17, 2015 at 12:36 AM PST
Posted by Tim

The perfect addition for pastries and pizza, the winner of this donation drive will receive a 4 lb bag of meeple sprinkles! Donate $6.40 (or multiples thereof) for a chance to win this prize. We’ll run this donation drive until 1:55 AM PST.

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Giveaway: Desert Bus 9 T-Shirt
November 16, 2015 at 11:42 PM PST
Posted by Tim

0148_01_DB9TshirtAnother Official Desert Bus 9 T-Shirt from Fangamer is up for grabs! For a chance to win this t-shirt, donate $5.99 (or multiples thereof) from now until just after 1:30 AM PST.

Remember, each driver this year will have a t-shirt to give away sometime during their shift. Tune in throughout the run or check out the blog to find out when they’ll be available. Or, you can pick up a t-shirt right now on the Fangamer store (select sizes available), with all profits going to Child’s Play.