Get ready, sports fan, for the biggest rip-off of your life! That's right, comin' on down to the arena we got the biggest, the baddest, the bladest of beys! We got a bracket, we got a blade, we gonna beat! This! Up!
Missed it live? WE GOT YOU! Think we're gonna let our glorious battles disappear into the ether when VODs exist? No way! Now go watch Day 1 of the Night Watch Beyblade Rip-Off! WOOOOO!
Ian enters to commence Beyblade battle in the Matt "Cat Enthusiast" Wiggins Memorial Stadium