Sunday we predicted the outcomes of 13 NFL games and went an astounding 6-for-13!!! Any match can end in a win, loss, or tie, all of which are definitely equally likely. Therefore the odds of guessing 6 of those 13 correctly is just 24 percent! Talk about beating the odds! Also, we were ?% correct in predicting zero ties!

Now we turn our powers of clairvoyance to Canada’s game. By a Matrix-esque turn of numerical coincidence, there are 13 NHL games today, so let’s break down our picks!

• Senators v Flyers Senators legislate themselves a victory
• Capitals v Blue Jackets Capitals punish Blue Jackets
• Sharks v Hurricanes Sharks Triumph in classic Sharknado Derby matchup
• Panthers v Canadiens Habs give Panthers a French lesson: Today’s word “perdre”
• Predators v Maple Leafs Preds chow down on irregular pluralization
• Lightning v Red Wings Electric type super effective against Flying type
• Blackhawks v Jets When you’re a Jet you’re a Jet all the way
• Sabres v Blues Sabres rattle St. Louis
• Flames v Wild Wild get lit up like the Great Sept of Baelor
• Devils v Stars [A photoshop of the Holy Diver album cover but Patrick Sharp instead of the priest]
• Kings v Avalanche “Well, the landslide brought me down” –what the Kings will say after this
• Oilers v Ducks Peak Oil
• Rangers v Canucks Rangers run riot over Canucks