Have you ever wanted to learn exactly how to doge? With this helpful guide by Seamus Wheaton (thoughtfully translated by Anne and Wil Wheaton for our human words) you can do exactly that!

A Guide to Being a Dog, illustrated by Lar deSouza, can be yours as we are running this as a Donation Drive. Any donations of $7.55 or multiples thereof until 5:30 PM PST will get you an entry for this copy.

In addition to the standard helpful knowledge and wonderful illustrations this book provides, it has been signed by the author Seamus Wheaton, and both the human translators Anne and Wil Wheaton.