Embiggen! More! MORE! EMBIGGEN I SAY! Don't stop gathering magic to embiggen these Oversized Oaths of the Gatewatch cards until they are at least half a Jordan tall. Play any of these cards in a tournament and you will wipe your opponent off the table - not necessarily because these card are unbeatable, but because they are literally one meter (3ft) tall. Not much room for your opponent to counter when you've literally blocked the whole play space.

Donate $5.44 or multiples thereof for a chance to bring these home and maybe build a kitchen table out of them.