Yes, it’s true … in a fit of charity at some (obviously) ungodly hour of the morning, the crew took it upon themselves to worship Cthulhu for donations. Cthulhu, on rising from his slumber in Ri’leh, took control of the bus and hit the brakes, causing the bus to overheat.

All of us are very disappointed with ourselves for this temporary lapse in judgement. Cthulhu’s influence is reflected in the name of our new driver.