Posts Tagged ‘hockey’
November 16, 2016 8:43 am
Posted by: Mike

 

Nostradamus. Jeane Dixon. Gary Spivey. Well, add DBX to that list of famous clairvoyants, because we’ve been basically shooting the lights out with our sports picks this week!

On Sunday we made some NFL predictions, which were almost statistically impossibly good. Yesterday we let it ride and had a go at some NHL games, and guess what folks, if you can even believe it we must have ESPN because once again we were scary accurate! Check it out!!
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Matchup Our prediction in bold ✅ Green for we were right ❌ or red if we were wrong

 

  • Senators v Flyers Senators legislate themselves a victory ✅  SPQR 4 ever! Sens win 3-2 SO
  • Capitals v Blue Jackets Capitals punish Blue Jackets ❌ De-capitalized! Caps lose 2-1 OT
  • Sharks v Hurricanes Sharks Triumph in classic Sharknado Derby matchup ❌ Storm warning! Sharks lose 1-0
  • Panthers v Canadiens Habs give Panthers a French lesson: Today’s word “perdre” ❌ Tant pis! Canadiens lose 4-3 OT
  • Predators v Maple Leafs Preds chow down on irregular pluralization ❌ Chipped a tusk! Predators lose 6-2
  • Lightning v Red Wings Electric type super effective against Flying type ✅ THUNDERSTRUCK! Lightning win 4-3
  • Blackhawks v Jets When you’re a Jet you’re a Jet all the way ✅ Take my breath awaaayyy! Jets win 4-0
  • Sabres v Blues Sabres rattle St. Louis St. Louis feeling pretty arch. Sabres lose 4-1
  • Flames v Wild Wild get lit up like the Great Sept of Baelor Burn baby burn! Flames win 1-0
  • Devils v Stars [A photoshop of the Holy Diver album cover but Patrick Sharp instead of the priest] Devils win 2-1 OT
  • Kings v Avalanche “Well, the landslide brought me down” –what the Kings will say after this See my reflection in the snow-covered hills! Avs win 4-1
  • Oilers v Ducks Peak Oil Oil spill. Oilers lose 4-1 
  • Rangers v Canucks Rangers run riot over Canucks ✅ Canucks quest for the No. 1 draft pick continues! Rangers win 7-2
November 15, 2016 12:45 pm
Posted by: Mike

Sunday we predicted the outcomes of 13 NFL games and went an astounding 6-for-13!!! Any match can end in a win, loss, or tie, all of which are definitely equally likely. Therefore the odds of guessing 6 of those 13 correctly is just 24 percent! Talk about beating the odds! Also, we were ?% correct in predicting zero ties!

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Now we turn our powers of clairvoyance to Canada’s game. By a Matrix-esque turn of numerical coincidence, there are 13 NHL games today, so let’s break down our picks!

  • Senators v Flyers Senators legislate themselves a victory
  • Capitals v Blue Jackets Capitals punish Blue Jackets
  • Sharks v Hurricanes Sharks Triumph in classic Sharknado Derby matchup
  • Panthers v Canadiens Habs give Panthers a French lesson: Today’s word “perdre”
  • Predators v Maple Leafs Preds chow down on irregular pluralization
  • Lightning v Red Wings Electric type super effective against Flying type
  • Blackhawks v Jets When you’re a Jet you’re a Jet all the way
  • Sabres v Blues Sabres rattle St. Louis
  • Flames v Wild Wild get lit up like the Great Sept of Baelor
  • Devils v Stars [A photoshop of the Holy Diver album cover but Patrick Sharp instead of the priest]
  • Kings v Avalanche “Well, the landslide brought me down” –what the Kings will say after this
  • Oilers v Ducks Peak Oil
  • Rangers v Canucks Rangers run riot over Canucks

 

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November 18, 2013 7:41 am
Posted by: Mike

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Good morning everybody! I’m Mike, your blogger for the next eight hours. You may remember me from such things as me blogging nine hours ago.

I’m not usually much of a morning person but when they said they needed someone to come in early and do a full shift I said I was good to go.

Why? Well, every red-blooded Canadian knows that during playoff time, no matter what happens, you get back out on the ice any way you can. That’s how Stanley Cups are won, and that’s how we’re going to raise money… for the children!

So let’s drop the puck and get this thing going!

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