Posts Tagged ‘C’est Moi’
November 18, 2016 3:56 pm
Posted by: Jordan

C’est la vie, c’est la BUS. You all delivered some amazing re-writes of C’est Moi from Camelot. Over 50 entries were submitted and it was tough to narrow it down. However we must!

Congratulations to LadyThimbleTrimmer! Enjoy your Kaladesh playmat (all 6 feet of it)!

Desert Bus (x2)
In far Tucson, I heard your call
Desert Bus (x2)
And here am I, to drive my all.
I know in my soul that you expect a meme,
And so I shall sing this theme.
A driver of the bus should be someone unwinceable,
Perform where a less Canadian heart would fail,
Dance in time to a random tune,
Scatter props throughout the room,
Tell without a winge a cringe-inducing tale.
No matter the pig it will not be unsweetenable
Caffeine and song should be their daily fare,
But where in the world
Is there in the world
A stream so extraordinaire?
Let’s drive! (x2)
We’re sorry to say
We’ll drive that empty bus,
Those mortals who
Nonsense will do,
Let’s drive! (x2)
It’s us
We’re tethered to
This horrible game
And all of the good it’s done,
The road is long
And always the same
Yet I believe that we won.
Let’s drive! (x2)
So ready to give
For the good of kids everywhere,
We gather here for twelve-hour shifts
To auction off crafts
In the boniest of zones
And sit in that nasty chair.
Let’s drive!
Thank you to all of our wonderful submissions, I hope you will all stay with us on this last day of Desert Bus!