Mark your calendars, request your time off of work, and start stocking up on sleep now, the 8th annual Desert Bus for Hope leaves the station at
10am PST Friday, November 14, 2014
and we want you aboard.
(There are always so many vacant seats!)
Each person’s preparation for Desert Bus is different. Ashton learns to sleep with his eyes open in front of his computer. Tally works like a madwoman and then gets a manicure. Every crew member gets a haircut, except Alex, who herps the maximum number of derps allowed by law.
So do what you have to do to prepare. Some suggestions include:
- Tell your boss you are going in for invasive surgery on November 14th and you will need at least 1 week to recover. (People don’t like the word ‘invasive’ he/she won’t ask you any more questions.)*
- Begin brain calisthenics. We recommend theoretical physics. You will need all your synapses firing at full speed to come up with the most ridiculous and innovative challenges.*
- Rob a bank. We have some really good prizes this year. And if you get caught, tell them you are making an involuntary charitable donation on behalf of the bank. I’m sure they will thank you and let you go. Maybe you’ll even get a hug.*
- Ensure you have an internet connection. If you don’t, you’re probably not reading this so… yeah, I don’t know what to do about that.
- Tell your friends! Help us make DB8 the best DB yet. The more people, the further our reach, the more opportunities we have to raise money for the sick chillin’s.**
*If you actually do this, we are not responsible for the consequences.
**Actually do this!
That’s 5AM the morning after my thesis is due. Aww yiss!
Round-trip desert bus service between Tuscon, AZ and Las Vegas, NV will begin November 14, 2014, and service will continue for approximately one week.
Everybody on the bus!
I guess doing a degree in theoretical physics counts as brain calisthenics, then…
can’t wait for the chaos that is Desert Bus it is so bussing good
I’m pumped, less than two months to go
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